Sure, you SAY you luv them, but are you willing to prove it? Are you willing to embed your names together forever inside a house? Are you willing to put your money where your mouth is? Hope so, because we’re selling wonderful, amazing, stupendous Stud-filled (and Stud-lover) shirts along with an exclusive opportunity to write your message on a wooden 2×4 stud to be used in our next home.
“All this for only $20 – how can that be?” I hear at least 1 person asking, to which I reply “Just drop by The Moose Cookhouse, lay down your cash and ask (nay, Demand!) they bring you a Stud forthwith; and when they show up with some lumber instead of what you were hoping for, shrug, sign it and feel good knowing you’re helping another community family build a better life.”
“But what if all I want is a shirt with a vaguely salacious pun on it?” I hear at least 1 other person asking, to which I reply “No problem. Go to the Moose, order a shirt, and it’ll be ready for pick-up within 1 week back at the Moose.”
“But what if I don’t want a sort-of naughty shirt at all? I just want to help out Habitat.” I hear the last (I swear) person asking, to which I first reply “I promise to stop watching the all-infomercial channel,” and secondly “Drop by the Moose, donate what you can, and put your name and message on one of the communal studs.” [tee hee - communal stud!<g>]
Let’s show every Stud we know how much he/she/it is loved, and show our partner Family how much we care about their future success.
Buy a Stud and Shirt, help out a great cause.